awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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  • partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me: okay
  • me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

frickyeah-attractivepeople:

i remember even just a year ago, i’d see pictures all the time of people with captions saying “i’m ugly” and stuff like that

but now, just about every day on my dash, it’s gotten to be like a thing where people will say “my hair looked super cute today” or “i’ve been feeling so body positive lately”

how awesome is that

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closer-to-quin:

She looks so proud of being herself. like Fuck yeah, I’m Sara Quin. I’m talented, intelligent, successful, adorable, and super hot. Every lesbian in the world wants to fuck me or be me. 

closer-to-quin:

She looks so proud of being herself. 
like
Fuck yeah, I’m Sara Quin. I’m talented, intelligent, successful, adorable, and super hot. Every lesbian in the world wants to fuck me or be me. 

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I don’t think that new Taylor Swift song actually killed you, but we say that it slayed us because the experience of it was so awesome that now we are metaphorically dead. — John Green (via newmaserati)

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the-goddamazon:

gramercyk35:

No one ever said EMTs were mature

LMFAO WHY

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queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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jaclcfrost:

"are you talking to yourself"

no i’m breaking the fourth wall

iwatchforsasha:

Over the weekend you may have heard of or seen - nude photos of celebrities were stolen off of their phones and posted online. It’s a terrible invasion of privacy, but probably the most disconcerting part of this for me is that some people are blaming the celebrities for having the nude photos on their phones in the first place.

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sirsmithcup:

first two panels = my life

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masterlygrackle:

deepthroatdemon:

tibets:

it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth

i know…. children are so disgusting…


For the caption.

masterlygrackle:

deepthroatdemon:

tibets:

it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth

i know…. children are so disgusting…

For the caption.

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rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

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