katy-san… will you love me forever?
no! *starts laughin with rihanna*
*gaga starts running*
katy starts running after her!
but it’s too late… gaga gets run over by.. a car
*police gets here*
*britney spears voice* i’m the police and i’m here
*starts putting lipstick* is she going to be ok
*britney spears police voice* no
listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.